What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How can I decorate my house creatively?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker